The Vortx

I drew this for some of my friends who are trying to start up a company. If you're wasting your time on this site, it probably means you have too much money. Buy whatever it is they're trying to sell.

Neurotic AND pointless.

The Labyrinth

These New Pics Are Lonely-tastic!

Things like these are probably why people don't sit on either side of me anywhere I go.

My best friend is back.

Sound advice.

Cornix

Go running and screaming to your local paper and demand that Corny's Cornix get published for the general public once a day, every day for all time. This once in a lifetime chance to see the Cornix should be taken advantage of. Tell your friends.

 The ANTi-Christ.

One day, my son too will have rockets propelled at his head.

 Davey had to learn.

HE'S NOT REAL, KID!

 

 This doesn't actually work.

 Written and drawn by Quacky.

Bring him to the grinder.